Funny joke someone emailed me
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, .not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
kinda lame....
ReplyDeleteNO ITS FUNY U JERK
ReplyDeleteTHATS A GOOD JOKE %100 4 SERTAON FLOR WIU
ReplyDeletekinda lame.. I agree
ReplyDeleteIt's not a great joke but I thought it was kinda funny. I got a little laugh out of it.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute....I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope your occupation is not in any way connected to the entertainment industry
ReplyDeleteI laughed
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't post this to digg. You might have to explain it upwards of 5,000 times.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was very funny. Thanks for sharing... :-)
ReplyDeletegood blonde joke ...
ReplyDeleteemail it back, dude: 5x !
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