An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
Into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
This room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with
the Doctor in private."


The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man
walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.


The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated loudly.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.