Thursday, August 9, 2007

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar

Funny joke someone emailed me

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, .not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

kinda lame....

Anonymous said...

NO ITS FUNY U JERK

Anonymous said...

THATS A GOOD JOKE %100 4 SERTAON FLOR WIU

Anonymous said...

kinda lame.. I agree

Anonymous said...

It's not a great joke but I thought it was kinda funny. I got a little laugh out of it.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute....I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

I sincerely hope your occupation is not in any way connected to the entertainment industry

Anonymous said...

I laughed

Adam said...

I wouldn't post this to digg. You might have to explain it upwards of 5,000 times.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was very funny. Thanks for sharing... :-)

Anonymous said...

good blonde joke ...

Jack Alexander said...

email it back, dude: 5x !