Funny joke someone emailed me
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, .not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Thursday, August 9, 2007
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar
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12 comments:
kinda lame....
NO ITS FUNY U JERK
THATS A GOOD JOKE %100 4 SERTAON FLOR WIU
kinda lame.. I agree
It's not a great joke but I thought it was kinda funny. I got a little laugh out of it.
Wait a minute....I don't get it.
I sincerely hope your occupation is not in any way connected to the entertainment industry
I laughed
I wouldn't post this to digg. You might have to explain it upwards of 5,000 times.
I thought it was very funny. Thanks for sharing... :-)
good blonde joke ...
email it back, dude: 5x !
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