The Real Reason China Is Adding Lead To All Their Products [joke]

Why do all the toys made in China have so much lead in them lately? Here is the reason; it is because of the language barrier. The supervisors from the US companies would call up the factories in China and ask if they can make the products redder by adding more red to the paint mixture. As you know Chinese people have a problem with the letter R and will usually substitute it with the letter L. So more red became more led which sounds exactly like lead. The factory supervisor in China would instruct the workers to add more lead and here is the problem.
So to solve the problem I propose not to make red product anymore ;-)